I slid- I did a jump! [Jamie nods.] Eyes that see lights in the trees, and magic in the air - this wonder is what I put into the world! Jamie: You saw that video too, Claude! Bunny: And why are you always such a blowhard? Jack and the Beanstalk Script; Play scripts online from ProPlay: "Jack and the Beanstalk" by Marcy Telles & Jason Sherbundy - I Play scripts available for reading online; Pantomime Script . Netflixs viewing numbers are selectively released and often highly misleading, and detractors argue the companys rise could threaten the theatrical experience. In me? Paint 'em blue. Now it is the turn of no less a figure than David Lynch, who has released a characteristically strange and funny 17-minute two-hander entitled What Did Jack Do? "ROSE: I love you, Jack. . [He blows on a snowball, then throws it at the back of Jamie's head.]. [He walks away from Pitch]. They indicate asking if Bunny is coming with them. It- it was- it was me! There are walk-ons from the long-suffering waitress and the co-respondent in this crime of passion, and Jack himself gives us a song: a thoroughly and almost parodically Lynchian moment that I couldnt help laughing at. ], [Sophie and Bunny watch as a brand new white egg with feet emerges from a plant, walking and jumping around. Well let me ease your mind about one thing: they'll never accept you, not really--. That's it - that's my center! [Elves experimenting with Christmas lights]. Jack gets to customize aspects of his simulation identity and chooses a British nationality for himself. Or, at least, we hope its meant to be a comedy. Anything at all. You were chosen! To be like this. Bunny: Well I think it's a pretty safe bet he's never met a rabbit like me. In this case Jack Ryan is saying to GRU Officer Loganov, " !" (Ostav' eto v pokoye) or "Put it down calmly!". When not talking and writing about pop culture (especially superheroes or any show with a paranormal bent), freelance writer Bec Heim is usually tackling her mountain of books, writing scripts or stories, or listening to podcasts. Pitch bounces off a car roof. Contents 1 Appearance 2 Behavior 2.1 Notes 3 Bugs 4 Trivia 5 Related Achievements 6 History 7 Gallery 8 References Appearance He used to be huge, and cool, and now he's cute. What Did Jack Do?, as Lynch-heads might expect, makes for bizarre viewingthe monkey and Lynch exchanging non sequiturs on topics as wide-ranging as chickens, communism, love, and Santa Claus. ], Jack: --As I can. [Then gets a grip] Ahh! Alright? Jack Cruz, the monkey, apparently has two songs from his music career. Jack Frost Jack: [spins to face Jamie's back] Did he just say--, Jamie: [stands back up on his bed] Jack Frost? Monkey on the lamb. ], Tooth: You didn't even say goodbye! Come 'ere! Look at all the ~pretty teeth~! Jack: [Bounds after one, then freezes it to a rooftop from the alley below.] [He stands up and focuses this time, creating a blue light in the crack of the staff. [Sophie coos as she and Mrs. Bennett leave his room], [Jack was watching upside down from Jamie's roof at his window, but gets up and walks around the roof.]. ], [Jack eases Sophie into her bed, but she has a tight hold around his neck. Jack: Hm. No more than an exercise in style but what distinctive style. Another Nightmare attacks and he loses his staff, grasping for it during freefall before landing back on the sleigh. Jamie: We can hide and see the Tooth Fairy! [Sandy preps a ball of Dream-sand.] There are, of course, exceptions. Anything. Though you can stream both songs via, From Zero to Hero: Write Your Short in 30 days. Tooth: [Gasps] Oh no [Her feathers are moulting.] [Pitch gasps and starts running, but the Nightmares pursue.]. Jack: [Looks at the book] Huh, that looks interesting. Bunny: Not exactly?! [Image is Tony trying to pass through the crowd, from Tony's perspective.] ], [Sandman creates a bowler hat and tips it to the children. [She holds it up for Bunny to see], Bunny: Oh oh oh! Bunny: [Jumping down from room with bag in tow, laughing], Tooth: [Goes for a tooth under a pillow, but pulls out a mouse instead. Where were you? Sandman: [Starts symbol-speaking over his head.]. on Netflixs homepage, and the only reason I knew it dropped on Monday was because it gave Film Twitter a collective heart attack. Hahaha! [He holds them out to the two kids]. was released on Lynchs 74th birthday. Jack: [Taps an elf with his staff to make it freeze] I must've done something really bad to get you four together- Wha-? Please enter a valid email and try again. Jamie: Yeah. [Sandy gives him a sidelong glance.]. Apparently, North, Tooth, and Bunny keep dozing off due to the Dream-sand. ], Bunny: This way, this way! [She laughs again] Three! Throughout the movie On Stranger Tides, Angelica is constantly remarking upon . And now, we'll always be here - [he touches Jamie's chest] - which kinda makes you a Guardian, too. [One Yeti beats his fists together.] He and the little girl are leaving a house. [Baby Tooth chitters and Sophie coos] I think it's time to get her home. Episode 4. Like, right now. ], [Sand creeps everywhere, bringing good dreams. Sorry, all I can do is keep you cold. I didn't mean for this to happen! Keep up good work! Look how she flossed! [He chuckles as he steps on one on top of the globe, then another.] I mean what's this clown know about bringing joy to children anyway? There was black sand covering the globe. Well probably never know how many people have watched What Did Jack Do?, and perhaps Netflix has zero interest in partnering with David Lynch outside of housing his festival short, regardless of its buzz on niche corners of the web. Stay up to date with what you want to know. I- It's as easy as, uh, one - [Ice cracks a little] - woah! Oops. Sign up for notifications from Insider! Jack: Well, it took a while, but I figured it out. Jack: I loved it. ], [The snowball fight continues as Pitch stands up.]. Jack groans in visible pain. [Jack steps forward, but Jamie gets in front of him. I knew we should have taken the tunnels! I can't feel my feet! Wrong roof. Bunny: [Hops into North's hand] Don't you even think about it! Lot of shuffling, bit of shushing, a pause, and from somewhere in the darkness, a whispered: "I'm sorry.". What Did Jack Do? Heh, hehehe. Jack: We'll always be there, Jamie. [Pitch holds out Jack's tooth-box.] Before you go thinking that this is a serious experimental noir film, its a comedy (though it is shot in the style of the noir). Disney+ can keep Baby Yoda. Lynch effectively interrogates a tiny, monkey-version Lynch, a further entry into an imagination that often involves tiny homunculus figures the baby in Eraserhead, the dancing dwarf in Twin Peaks, who recurs again in Mulholland Drive directing fates and pulling levers from afar. is a bizarre 17-minute short film from the celebrated director, but, well, bizarre can described a good amount of his body of work. It may also be hard for Netflix to gauge Lynch-related interest, at least among its American subscribers: The only other project from the auteurs filmography available in the U.S. is the first two seasons of Twin Peaks. NOOO!! Well fear not, for the answer to that is right here. She puts her hand on it and nods at him. Are we ready? Pitch: [Looks up at MiM] Don't look at me like that, old friend. Precious child so sweet, so full of hope and wonder. But- but that's me! Meanwhile, Frank gets real-time updates from the men who work for him and learns that Alice is headed toward the exit. [tears the envelope open] Maybe this will shed some light. By making the choice for Alice to live in this perfect simulation, Jack takes away her autonomy. ], North: Of course you do. Jack: Oh wait a minute, come on- Hold on, hold on! I mean these aren't my best-lookin' googies, but they'll do in a pinch! No, Jack/Ernest Worthing has not truly learned "the importance of being earnest" at the end of Oscar Wilde 's play The Importance of Being Earnest. I say we pull out all the stops and we get those little lights flickering again! That's my tooth! When she asks him why he did it, Jack says he just wanted them to be happy again and that her work became more important, which led to their divorce. If I find my memories, then I'll know why I'm here. [9] Lynch had talked about the premiere during an interview with the Cahiers du cinma recorded on October 30, 2017, and published in December: "I will be in Paris for the release of this book. It is what I was born with: eyes that have always seen the wonder in everything! Mrs. Bennett: No one, honey, it's just an expression. Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama . North is still delighted as the yetis present him with a book. ], [Jack knocks a few Nightmares away, but falls a little before Tooth picks him back up and goes spiraling through some Nightmares. Shaun Johnston is a Canadian actor, director, and musician who plays the role of Jack Bartlett in the hit TV series Heartland. Bunny: Been a long time. Often those fears become realized and its fucking terrifying, like the woman (thing?) North: Jack! Bunny: Which is why we need you here, with us. North: [Merrily] Please, Bunny, Easter is not Christmas! [Jack laughs in shock] He sees me! No such thing as too late! My Warren, my rules. Oh Oh! [Clicks on a flashlight]. North: Must be big deal. [Not one has moved from their spot.] Tooth: Ah! ], [Pitch almost gets a surprise attack on Jack, but Tooth busts through some of the Nightmares. Jack clutches the staff forward and a darting ice-light ripples through the Nightmares. [More humming, then chuckling], Yeti: [Bursts in while shouting and breaks the glass train-plane]. He tells them that she can't be allowed to leave. North: [hums along with music while using a chainsaw] Still waiting for cookies! Tooth: It's not the teeth he wanted, it's the memories inside them. [He lifts Sandy up in his excitement.]. But she carries on and presses her hands to the mirrors with both hands. Jamie: Guys, wait up! It premiered on November 8, 2017, at the Fondation Cartier pour l'Art Contemporain in Paris. In 2013, three years after his last film, R Online published the claim that Jack Nicholson had retired from acting. [Spins his boomerang in his hand.]. She nabbed the script, hired "Booksmart" screenwriter Katie Silberman to do a rewrite, and after a bidding war, Warner Bros' New Line Cinema shingle bought the project. [His shadow pokes at Bunny from the ground.] Mouse: [Squeaks angrily while the French National Anthem (La Marseillaise) plays], Bunny: [Looks for a tooth, finds an arrow on a piece of paper. Jack: This is all very flattering, but, uh You don't want me. Jack: Why I was there and what I was meant to do [sigh] that I'd never know. Jack: You wanna play a game? ], [Sandman launches the ball, but it hits Tooth], Bunny: This thing's rabid! My Nightmares are finally ready - are your Guardians? Ya have to show me! Occupation: But not just jolly. Hey wind! Something's up. [Notices the aurora borealis] Uh! [Jamie nods. You can't blame me for trying, Sandy! [He pelts Bunny in the face, which actually makes Bunny smile when he sits up. Theres a reason Brooklyn is taking the glass-half-full approach in the wake of Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving. [He bounds down to Jack, jumps up and hits his leg with both rear haunches, then hops on his back feet like he's going to box] That's it, let's go, me n' you! Based on the 1956 novel The Authentic Death of Hendry Jones (which in turn was loosely based on Pat Garrett's The Authentic Life of Billy the Kid), the script by Sam Peckinpah would eventually become One-Eyed Jacks (1961). But it's all a ploy. Hah! Jamie: [Talking to a stuffed rabbit] Okay, look, you and I are obviously at what they call a crossroads. Jamie: I do believe in you. [He gathers all of his power.] This is a 17-minute short film that you can watch on Netflix. [He attacks some Nightmares], North: Hyah! Jamie: [Laughs and picks up a snowball too and throws it at his friends. I mean, it is you! Trouble at the Tooth Palace. Snow day! The kids touch the Nightmares and they turn into more Dream-sand. "DWD" ends on a cliffhanger. Tooth: [Gasps] Woah woah woah! ], [Jack nods at Jamie, still a little concerned. Sand-, North: Sandy! Six-foot-one, nerves of steel, Master of Tai Chi, and-, Jack: [Hits Jamie's alarm clock with his staff, startling Abby the Greyhound. You can have 'em back. Heh, they're beautiful! Sandman's sand starts to creep through the sky], Jack: Hah. Jack: No match for this. ], [Pitch is running off through the rooftops, but Jack pursues. One jumps forward to gnaw on a Nightmare. It is Destiny. Happy Hogan: Open up, let's go. During the 20th century he was one of the most extensively translated . ], Bunny: Too Christmas-y, mate. ], Pitch: Oh! Bunny: Look mate! ], Jamie: I knew it. We're going to have company. [Baby Tooth indicates Pitch's globe.] Will collect the teeth! "The blue in me thinks - squirt. Jack shouts excitedly.] Hah! Ooh! You put me here! Pitch: Teeth? Tooth: My fairies and I watch over them. The script for "Don't Worry Darling" was written on spec by Carey and Shane Van Dyke (the grandsons of Dick Van Dyke). North: That is why you weren't here? Jack: My name is Jack Frost and I'm a Guardian. ], [A little laugh escapes Jamie, and the others too.]. Now for the last time, leave me alone. News, reviews and archive features every Friday, and information about our latest magazine once a month. What Did Jack Do? [Nightmares pursue him.] [Laughs some more]. Come on! They smell fear, you know. I'm- I'm right in front of ya', mate! Do I Need a Lawyer for a Slip and Fall at Work? And yes, it is hilarious to imagine Lynch giving Annoying Orange level human lips onto a capuchin monkey in the dark of an editing room. [14] Writing for IndieWire Tambay Obensen referred to the film as "bizarre and unsettling" while at the same time calling it "very funny" whether that was the director's intention or not. You saved us. We can find Pitch! Bunny: Pitch! Hes a 6-foot-11 positionless defender who leads the league in blocks and field goal percentage. Sandy, why didn't you say something? She calls him a "stupid, stupid man" and says, "it's my turn now." [After Sandy gestures] I know, I know, but I obviously wouldn't have called you all here unless it was serious! Jamie: Uhm [Jack cocks his head at the door] Jack Frost? What Did Jack Do? If indie studios wont fund any more Lynch films, and his small-screen prospects begin and end with the potential of more Twin Peaks, then Netflix might be the ideal place to let the guy cook. ], Jack: Whoops. I've got something ~for you~! [North drives the sleigh in that direction. Now that, that was fun. They go to a laundromat and are collecting quarters. ], Tooth: [punches Pitch in the teeth] And that's for my fairies. ], Cupcake: [Growls angrily as she turns around], [Jack smiles atop his staff, perched between all of the kids to make it look like it came from their direction. Jack: But, I- I wasn't anyone before I was Jack Frost. Alice hears Jack (named Clifford in the script) return home and plugs herself back into the 1950s before he's aware she escaped. What're you doing, Abby? ], North: Hahaha! [North pulls out his swords as he stands at the head of the sleigh] Hyah! I remember you. Maybe I'm tired of hiding under beds! Sandy! Jack: All the more reason to pick someone more qualified! Girl: --There's no such thing as the Easter Bunny. Take it easy there, champ! [He bounds away. [They drag him down to his lair and pull all of the leftovers of the bedpost into the hole with them. In tennis shoes and cereal bowls! Pitch lands on the ground below. ], [North growls and opens two portals, through which yetis come - ready to attack. Pitch: The staff, Jack! [Sophie gasps in excitement] It's okay, little one. [They both chuckle a little as North and Tooth show up.]. [A humming sound accompanies it this time.] And you remember when you went flying on that sled the other day? [She rolls her eyes], [Jack walks towards the bed, then knocks some pieces away with his staff to see into the hole below the bed. Alice was a surgeon who worked long shifts in the operating room while 29-year-old Jack, sporting glasses and facial hair, spent his time at home listening to Frank's preachings on YouTube about an ideal modern society. Jamie hears something and turns to the window. [They both descend through the air to street level.]. Slow down, slow down. North: I say [He turns the snow globe around and speaks at it.] Jack: I was really good at sentry. He enters through the window. Bunny: There will be Springtime! Sandman blocks some sand with a sand-umbrella.]. Jack: No, they'll fear both of us. [A few go to squeak at him.]. Jamie: What happened to him? North: We get teeth, children keep believing in you. Here, this is how you see me, no? We're gonna play hopscotch! Baby Tooth: [Chitters nervously at Jack as he listens some more], Jack: [He flies off to a rounded air vent on a roof, then gasps as she speaks again. Oh! When you need him, he's always there! And that was a long, long time ago. Sadly, I didnt find What Did Jack Do? Back at the Brooklyn Bridge, they go through another portal while in North's sleigh. Jack: [laughs along] Now let's go get your friends. This is going to be epic! . But then the Man in the Moon chose you to replace my fear with your wonder and light. Sandman notices his whip is twitching, so yanks Pitch down to the ground. She looks over at North, who shuts his eyes in grief. It bears the impress of his ongoing relationship with the Fondation Cartier in Paris, where it was first shown in 2017. ], Bunny: Me? His short films and art works explored so well in John Nguyens 2016 documentary David Lynch: The Art Life often point the way forward to new projects. Written and directed by Tom Laughlin. 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