Im tired of the Geico motorcycle commercials featuring the buttercup song from the 60s. R471. Enough! That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class. Thats unfortunate because I did actually like them. Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. Did she also see the pandemic coming and let you know you'd be out of business in a matter of weeks? Its so annoying. He confirms and they smile again at each other. The Burger King Commercial with the Dancing King who says that he would eat a burger if he had a mouth. I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot. Thank you. and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares. Applebee's playing the fucking Cheers theme song. You gonna go after wheres the beef next? The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable. A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". A lot of these commercials are shown late night and on OVATION, one of the few arts & entertainment channels left, they air endless Medicare ads, especially the one with Joe Namath. r547, yes, I'm part of that. R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security. The girl, named Grace, seems pleased to meet Caleb and asks him if he has just moved in the area. I almost cried just now. Is she trying to be funny? It actually hurts to listen to it. He's a filipino with q bad filipino accent. R228, would you settle for an adowable bwanket? I'm not sure what they're advertising but the commercial features a little boy with one of those cloying affected childish voices asking "Did you know" about an endless stream of subjects until his mom says "Did you know we love how many things you know?" I can't stand the little girl in the toilet paper commercial who's being toilet-trained and assures her mother that she's all through, only to say "Gotta go again" immediately thereafter. r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE? I hate the new Kohl's Christmas commercial. Theres no hidden meaning, the squares are called eye marks and are used as a visual cue for the machinery to indicate where to cut the material. Im in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. That stupid commercial is shown on too many channels. They eat lunch Together - one has a tummy ache the other has hungry eyes. At the end - Humira works and they are both happy. Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). Body parts are floppy or too stiff. Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Thats it. [quote]I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! We are committed to building a future to smile about for our teams, consumers, and communities around the world. while backed against the side of the black vehicle with her arms spread out along it, as if she were shielding her cubs from a predator. Have questions about your smile? When it comes to original newer programming unless the guys from Primus are singing the theme song I find zero funny about that network but at least the other shows are attempting comedy. Humbug! Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. The horrible Everlywell commercials for allergy saliva testing. when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself. They are selling basic fucking existence. Dedicated to Improving the Lives of Blind and Visually Impaired People. Most retirees are not eligible for free Medicare, let alone, Medicaid. All those Comedy Central commercials for that Charlamagne Tha God arrogant, instigator creep including the female voice over whom I have no idea what language shes even speaking. The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!". Get innovative, whole mouth care with Colgate 360 battery and manual toothbrushes. We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. If there's an Amazon scholarship program for employees, this is the first I've heard of it -- somehow, I doubt it, but the guy in the commercial seems like such a nice, sincere young man. As I type this at 2:30 am Aidy Bryant is dancing around in her Old Navy commercial. Idiots cant go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? So radical!". If you continue to use this site we will assume that you are happy with it. Talk about dated. Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! NECROSIS, in addition to a whole host of things. Its exciting to play a major role in this iconic brands biggest product launch in two decades, said actor Luke Wilson. Flo's sister is supposed to be a self-absorbed bitch, the commercial gets to the point. Those with the longest life expectancies usually have more mobility, better medical care and adaptive equipment and greater autonomy and independence. Mmmmmm.sliced raw sweet potatoes and other vegetables for $$$. Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. Cookie Notice I get that they wanted to get to the "Rome wasn't built in a day" thing because they ran out of Red Bull, but come on none of the lines actually lead up to that. Cleaner taste. The Hanes or Fruit of the Loom commercial with the dancing land whales. @Zamaswati_M. Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. In that IBS commercial with the lady chef with the huge spoon saying go gluten free! First of all she doesnt look like she practices what she preaches looking dead on like a hybrid Melissa McCarthy and Kelly Clarkson. WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? The drug has a dumb name. Outdoor adventure "bonding" weekend with his wife's male relatives - he ends up doing a very nasty belly flop offstage. How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me. [quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. Theyre fucking annoying. I dont understand that new Rakutan commercial. About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. What the FUCK??? Colgate ad. trentonsocial.com 2018. UGH. The TeleDoc commercials are ridiculous, one of them is suggesting women get their vagine checked! No matter where she's kissing the glass window, in the time of Covid, WHY the fuck is a commercial featuring anyone kissing a pane of dirty glass??? "Side effects, some fatal, have been reported. Death. The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing! Sure, right, yeah. And a Western Omelette! James Harrison from high school?" Please, PLEASE GET RID OF THE DIFFERENS COMMERICAL WITH PEOPLE POPPING THEIR ZITS -- AND THEIR FRIENDS' ZITS, TOO! R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. I HATE JB Smoove in those fucking Caesars commercials. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. Any fucking commercial with Kevin Hart screaming. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. Its like being a Cassandra of crap. In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing. Is he somebody? I HATE that Applebee's commercial, both the song and the people dancing. [quote] The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. And of course they advertise whatever Shaq is schilling atm which is basically what theyre all about (Adam Sandler must own a huge portion of the network or stock in it with what theyre always advertising with his abysmal offerings) other than their big cash cow South Park. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. View Products. I am now cursed with the ability to visualize every client/agency interaction that led to all these shitty ads. ? And Dave yells Lasagna! Then they repeat this. "Thank You For Being A Friend" was a hit Andrew Gold pop song before it was ever the GG theme. Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre. I still despise EVERY commercial that has Kevin Hart screaming. Do people still watch commercial tv? I LOATHE that commercial with the woman driving the convertible with the band in the backseat playing "Grazing in the Grass" - what the fucking FUCK?! Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. Wendys Square Hamburger Reggie Miller Celebrating Commercial, Klarna Paris Hilton & Bretman Rock Long Dog Commercial, Progressive HomeQuote Explorer Alan & Friend Commercial Song, Samsung Galaxy Watch5 Dad Winning Racing Competition Commercial, Patrn Tequila People Applauding Commercial. Really? It's a toss-up between the Biktarvy and Dovato commercials. Fox is better. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual. R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of. I dont know what they're trying to sell me, but the commercial that uses The Clapping Song can just fuck off already. That hideous commercial in which the odious entitled Karen welcomes you to her vagina. Im having withdrawals. The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. This usually happens before a child is born, but it can occur at birth or in early infancy. I want to hit them with a snow shovel! She's stiff and not comfortable to look at in the ad, I was more preoccupied looking at her mug than learning anything about the game. I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. I love the commercial where the somewhat chubby sweetfaced black girl is huffing the Gain mid aisle and the schlubby chubby shop keep is lost in bonerville. Does Voltarin only work on skinny gay men married to women? I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. One guy says the psychic saw him owning a yoga studio because of interest in exercise. Happy girls putting ther hair in ponytails and shopping for sleeveless dresses because they LOVE THEIR PSORIASIS MED! If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? His hair is probably colored by the lovely lady co-star in the commercial, who is obviously Greg's beloved. May he just needs to open them. It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". WTF? Call me Mary - you know the aspca commercials about the poor freezing animals? spot where the elf pushes a huge gift card uphill to his friend and, together, they then carry a huge card down the hill to parts unknown? While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? The white gal has bad stomach problems. Best of the Super Bowl ads? The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. "So we're dancing now? What toothpaste makes your breath smell the best? Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. If you're ready for sparks to fly, Colgate Total Advanced toothpaste is recommended. Some features on this site require a subscription. She approaches the middle of the stage and sees a smile of reassurance from someone else before beginning her speech. At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not. Or, just Kevin Hart. Patients receive at least 20% off* and you earn 10% of sales. I've never seen Pablo Schrieber in a commercial. What shocked me the most was what Chaz Dean's freak face is looking like these days. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. He also bragged that he's in college. Are the 1-888-Sparky electricians ad national? R236-It's to her cat, and I want to strangle that cutesy bitch. Some people in advertising never finished high school. There's an ad that runs on Youtube 10 times a day for adult diapers. So, what youre saying is, you cant dig it? FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS! That fucking Grammarly ad that plays before every Youtube video that starts "WRITING'S NOT EASY" delivered in the most eardrum rupturing Gen Z shrill girl voice! It's probably one of the worst and most annoying commercial I've seen in decades. Toms of Maine Simply White Clean Mint Toothpaste. It's more the fact the I can't figure out the layout of their apartments! I'd rather have Medea do those Medicare ads than Jimmy Walker, in the new ads Jimmy sounds mentally challenged. What is the best toothpaste in the world? Colgate became popular in the 1950s, with the slogan It Cleans Your Breath While It Cleans Your Teeth, written by copywriter Alicia Tobin. If you experience an accessibility-related issue, please email[emailprotected]. This is a great reason to AVOID WW! As an old friend used to point out when describing the Madison Avenue mindset, "these are the people who came up with "clean your rugs this afternoon, entertain guests tonight". The fucking asthma medication commercials where the editors think they're doing "1917", but every edit is so obvious it makes them look like NYU film students. The second commercial with a different wife married to a gay man, who has also got his moves back due to Voltarin, must have a little gay nephew who is a junior cater waiter, who just goes limp when he sees gay uncle release his moves. The NYC Stop Smoking spot with the grandfather who looks like Sonny Bono. Co-showrunner Kristen Reidel addressed the idea with TVGuide. Well a new year brings tax, weight loss, exercise equipment and gym membership commercials. R53 what about those oldies trying to sell walk-in bathtubs? No information which song is used in the Colgate TV commercial ad Be the Reason Nurse. The women could simply be roommates. Cerebral palsy (CP) is caused by abnormal development of the brain or damage to the developing brain that affects a childs ability to control his or her muscles. Who are these advertising idiots who think hearing this awful noise every couple of hours is going to make anyone want to buy that car. Of course, when actually shopping at Target one will see so few people who look like these business owners they're telling the rest of to support shopping the aisles with you. And that fucking song. Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. Bad PR so to speak . Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. This One a Day commercial. Dont know which is more peculiar, writing to the dead or writing a letter to your multiple sclerosis. I hate kids. Im tempted to call the company and say my turds came throuuuuugh. No, I want a plushie bowl of borscht that I can nuzzle. Szaz, not nasal enough. Include more links to these ads, so those of us that have never seen them can hate them too! Stupid skinny Millennial cunts. I hope he squeezes every nickle out of anyone who hires him. I mute them or change channels immediately, and so does everyone I know. It's silly but nowhere near as annoying as the previous ad, and the puppy is worth watching. The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? WELL - they have topped themselves - a long torturous commercial about the poor dogs used for Dog Fights - holy fancy Moses - I wish I could help them all but that commercial is enough to make you run from the room! I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. That super irritating warbling VOICE, some assholes thought it was Dolly singing, it's NOT! Does Voltarin bleach the minds of women married to skinny gay men? A commercial advertisement on television (usually abbreviated to TV commercial, ad, ad-film, and known in UK as advert, or TV advert) is a span of television programming produced and paid for by an organization, which conveys a message, typically to market a product or service. And second this is supposed to be on COMEDY CENTRAL. He looks ridiculous yelling at the screen ITS FREE. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. What idiot came up with that POS?! The nationwide commercial with that fat lady with bad bangs singing , makes my ears hurt. I just found out that Nina Simone is singing on this song but I still hate it. Youtube skin care ads where millenials talk incessantly with big doe eyes about how this product saved their skin and their sex life, apparently. Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. ALL those ads are really annoying. How does this work? The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perrys name to it. Jimmie Walker is even more obnoxious. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? Was it her car? Those campaigns seem to air annually during the quarter ending February 28. When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub. If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic. That preachy commercial about getting rid of your guns when you know someone in your household is suicidal. YES. That really fucking touched me. I could totally see Weird Al turning lemons into lemonade with that wet teddy bears commercial. Going to open the box. The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. Hundreds of helium-voiced bitches sitting around yakking. You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke. Those commercials for the online betting where the bitch is always saying MAKE.IT.RAIN. The most annoying current TV ads are those relentless Medicare commercials which are filled with lies. YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. Then showing their twats. The ever present, "Darling, I spent $60,000 on a car without discussing it with you". so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me. The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. The way she says Neutra-gena makes my skin crawl. Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? How long do people live with cerebral palsy? This thread is archived. Why does EVERY god damned commercial need a jacked up SONG to go with it??!! Heres the thing about chipotle, Im a Mexican who grew up East LA. Colgate has also launched a project called Colgate Optimism Project, which is an initiative that focuses on celebrating optimistic youth leaders who are taking active steps to change their world for the better. Speaking of Jlo r1, I play several games on my phone, and I'm constantly seeing Jlo in ads for Coin Master. Especially when they adapt/reuse some old hit song. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. Its for girls claiming to be only 18, yeah sure Anyway one of the bikini clad skanks is holding sunscreen and it squirts out and she has the most mortified look on her face. R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. The empath training woman with the big eyebrows who has the cheap colored lights from Target strung over her doorway for no discernible reason. The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". . Many of the ads are local - enough of the damned ambulance chaser already! I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. "I'm a Gainiac,Gainiac! "Age is just a number and mine is unlisted". Maybe just stop eating so damn much. She is an older thin coiffed woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug! While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. ), [quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. Song in Be the Reason Nurse Colgate Advert 2021. Colgate TV Spot Be the Reason Nurse commercial song. Colgate Renewal Confidant commercial is the newest 2021 TV commercial ad of Colgate, also known as Confidant commercial 2021, Brooke Shields Colgate Confidant commercial 2021, Colgate TV spot Confidant, Brooke Shields new commercials, Colgate Confidant advert actor, Colgate Renewal TV Commercial Confidant Featuring Brooke Shields, Brooke Shields La-Z-Boy named actress Kristen Bell as its new brand ambassador, according to a press release shared with Marketing Dive. I had to quit because I grew to hate the American public too much to pretend the consumer is not a moron. Do they think we're all stupid? The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose? R148-The quality of the ad is such that it looks like Liev didn't want to be associated with a mattress ad, but the poor thing has to get work somewhere. Colgate Oral Care Center. He has his eyes closed. YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. R349: The bird-feeder commercial makes me very uncomfortable; the furtive glances between the girl and the older woman suggest a grooming situation. How do some of these ridiculous commercials even get past the discussion stage? R200, Id rather eat that brick than the shit they show in that commercial. "Age is just a number and mine's unlisted!". sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Another is the LifeLock ad. r485, did you see the possible side effects of that drug? The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. What is this supposed to represent? Anything with an overly enthusiastic Joe Namath. For one brief summer they were pretty fun. The Meta/Facebook VR goggles ad with the unbeknownst to them neighbors. The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel. click ACCEPT. The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". WHY WHY WHY are they repeating that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial again this season???? Maybe if it was the advertising world of 2004 Why does that one Rakuten bitch sing, Rock Hudson gave to me? In many cases, the cause isnt known. 'Kelly' looks like a South Asian lesbian. This must have been mentioned a few times already, but I cannot stand the commercial with Dave Grohl, Kevin Hart, and some other people in a house and Dave is shouting to Kevin that he made lasagna. Both people applying the teeth whitening product, seem to have very thin lips. Actor Luke Wilson stars in Colgate's commercial as the "Close talker." video. (lyrics below)\r\rMost said that this video may have been shown during the early 60's. I know it's petty but there you have it. He has a birthmark on the left side of his face, which is mistaken for a bruise of some sort in the first episode, Pilot by one of the women he is fornicating with. I notice a lot of the channels which air retro-TV series also show these awful ads. It's basically a department store, like Marshalls, they sell discounted high end items. I didnt read the whole thread so sorry if someone already said this. Or that long Caleb/Alec shriners. Ive got bills Ive got to pay. The Walgreens commercial with the UGLY red headed girl. How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? That part of the machine, which would go into the urethra area, looks larger than a freaking Sharpie! In the past 30 days, Colgate has had 3,339 airings and earned an airing rank of #324 with a spend ranking of #91 as compared to all other advertisers. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Or, alternatively get in the car inside the garage and start it up. Pet smart does Oliver!, The cruise line commercial that features a dark, gothic, scary rendition of "What a Wonderful World.". Wheres men pooping? They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) R581, and yet, they only give you a t shirt. Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. I just actually looked at the "I like red" commercial for the first time this season and it's a little different than the previous several years' versions. Cerebral palsy is caused by abnormal brain development or damage to the developing brain. What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl? So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. Like most other things these days, you can pretty easily find the names of actors in TV commercials through a simple online search. 28 Feb 2023 23:37:56 I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad. The commercial . In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo. The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. All rights reserved. R59 Yes, I am. Id do anything, for you dear - anything! 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